Enjoying the circus in my mind.
Watching Heirs. So awkward! The american actors are awful!
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Ah, good old mitochondria balancing shit out.
Me: Can you spell your name?
Me: No, can you SPELL it?
Patient: /self entitled sigh and yells/ krhevsiebeksb!!
Me: -_______- what is birthday?
Me: Date. Of. Birth.
Patient: oh! Heh! January.
So your name is Hydrocodonefromdoctorsmithformyhangnail?
I’m sorry - you’re not in the system. Please return when you can follow instructions.
I want lots of tattoos. All down my arms and what not. But sadly, my future profession (Pharmacist) will not allow that.
The other day at work a lady complained saying she didn’t trust an employee with tattoos handling her medicine. Go fuck yourself lady.
If you’re wearing you white coat - then they shouldn’t be able to see a damn thing.