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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

I can not wait until this little inbred fucker meets a certain type of violence, which would bring about his death. Other acceptable ways (all resulting in him being dead) 1. Stray arrow from a Knight “claiming” to have bad aim. 2. Swine Flu 3. The Iron Throne comes to life, via Disney magic (ie. Beauty and the Beast), and slays the FUCK out of that mother fucker. 4. Tyrion grows tired of the little pug-faced twat and feeds him to Robb’s dire-wolf, 5. Voldemort burns his face off. 6. The Lawnmower Man decides to take on a new homicidal challenge…and wins. 7. The King Slayer, in order to save his own Ken-doll / Disney prince ass, throws Jofferey into a huge bonfire while they all dance around singing merry songs of discontent and a stray arrow from a Knight claiming to have bad aim, shoots him to prevent the spread of Swine flue, while Tyrion claps and comes up with another quippy quip, as Voldemort and the Lawnmower Man back out on the plan, entirely, so that they may conquer Hogwarts together. (They’ll brainstorm at Starbucks). How do you think Joffery, The Bastard, Boratheon, should die? PLEASE NO SPOILERS. I’M NOT ASKING HOW HE DIES, I’M ASKING HOW YOU THINK HE SHOULD DIE.

I can not wait until this little inbred fucker meets a certain type of violence, which would bring about his death.

Other acceptable ways (all resulting in him being dead)

1. Stray arrow from a Knight “claiming” to have bad aim.
2. Swine Flu
3. The Iron Throne comes to life, via Disney magic (ie. Beauty and the Beast), and slays the FUCK out of that mother fucker.
4. Tyrion grows tired of the little pug-faced twat and feeds him to Robb’s dire-wolf,
5. Voldemort burns his face off.
6. The Lawnmower Man decides to take on a new homicidal challenge…and wins.
7. The King Slayer, in order to save his own Ken-doll / Disney prince ass, throws Jofferey into a huge bonfire while they all dance around singing merry songs of discontent and a stray arrow from a Knight claiming to have bad aim, shoots him to prevent the spread of Swine flue, while Tyrion claps and comes up with another quippy quip, as Voldemort and the Lawnmower Man back out on the plan, entirely, so that they may conquer Hogwarts together. (They’ll brainstorm at Starbucks).


How do you think Joffery, The Bastard, Boratheon, should die?
PLEASE NO SPOILERS. I’M NOT ASKING HOW HE DIES, I’M ASKING HOW YOU THINK HE SHOULD DIE.

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  5. appoloin answered: I think it should be a joint effort by all the remaining Starks in order to save their sister and the kingdoms. (Mostly winterfell).
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  10. catchingfray answered: By getting his throat slit by me! I’d get him…the little bastard.
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