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the-fandoms-are-cool: WOW NO OH…GOD…

Sat, 30 Mar 2013 10:34:24 -0400

the-fandoms-are-cool:

WOW NO

OH…GOD…

Sometimes life just never makes any fucking sense - right at the exact moment you need it to.

Tue, 27 Nov 2012 19:29:10 -0500

Sometimes life just never makes any fucking sense - right at the exact moment you need it to.

Stand Up Against Outsourcing

Sun, 21 Oct 2012 05:43:22 -0400

Stand Up Against Outsourcing:

Help me fight homelessness and outsourcing, while I fight the government & pray for a call back for jobs! ^_^

Fundraiser.

Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:57:23 -0400

Fundraiser.:

Keep me out of a cardboard box — it’s getting bad. :(

I’ve been hung up on this song, today.

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:52:30 -0400

I’ve been hung up on this song, today.

WHEN

Mon, 01 Oct 2012 10:59:27 -0400

…when will things start to get easier?

Still Alive! ^_^

Sun, 09 Sep 2012 03:23:12 -0400

Hey guys!

Just wanted to let everyone know I’m still alive and will start posting more very soon!

Check out your dashboard for new posts. ^_^

365: A Song For Everyday

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 09:25:36 -0400

365: A Song For Everyday:

Want to have a new song in your Facebook news feed every morning and evening?
Mosey on over to 365: A Song For Everyday — and hit that like button!

Build a revolution and help get my baby page off the ground.

Things you could win when you hit the like button:

1. Taste in music.
2. A tiny unicorn.
3. Jealousy from your BFF.
4. A boyfriend.
5. A girlfriend.
6. Both.
7. My UTTER appreciation.

"‎”When we take action to avenge the ones we love, personal justice collides with social and..."

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 11:14:13 -0400

“‎”When we take action to avenge the ones we love, personal justice collides with social and divine justice. We become judge, jury, and God. With that choice come daunting responsibility…some men cave under that weight, others abuse the momentum. The true outlaw finds the balance between the passion in his heart and the reason in his mind. His solution is always an equal mix of might and right.””

- John Teller
Sons of Anarchy S01:E03

Ailee/Patti Kim "Light and Shadow"

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 20:32:39 -0400

Can ANYONE help me find the romanized lyrics to this song?

"I bet this is fun for you, isn’t it? Say it. You like to torture me. Why? You don’t..."

Sun, 17 Jun 2012 18:56:41 -0400

““I bet this is fun for you, isn’t it? Say it. You like to torture me. Why? You don’t even own the damn thing, and I want it, I need it and I gotta have it now and you keep refusing to tell me where the key is! And it’s typical — it’s typical — it’s typical — the whole mortal meat sack comes complete with stink and bile sweat and protein — Yes, I said humans — Not now! Mommy’s talking! Wriggling, piling, plowing, crawling, clowning, covorting, doing it over and over and over and over until someone’s gonna sit down on their tuffet and make this birthing stop!””

- GLORY: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5 - “No Place Like Home”

Ridiculous Trends & Why They Anger Me

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 03:37:50 -0400

I have been noticing a lot of trends on the internet, in the world, hell even personal trends in a dominant group of youngsters or “sheeple” as I call them. Well — let’s take a look at this list.

Hash Tags on Facebook:: Contrary to popular belief, Facebook is not Twitter. No one can search your tags on Facebook. No one cares to search your tags on Facebook. It is not a great new way to talk. Quit it. It’s dumb.
Gay Marriage (LGBT Haters):: Leave them the fuck alone. If two guys love each other, is that directly hindering your right to play poker on Saturdays with your husband. The answer is “no,” in case you didn’t figure that one out. Shouldn’t we be more worried about other things like, say — I don’t know: adoption, hunger, famine, giving aide, paying off our nation’s debt, going to a dentist with a arcade, just so you can play Galaga.

I have compiled a list of everything you could do, in order to safeguard the nation and keep your mind off gay couples. - Feed a hooker. - Take your dog for glamour shots and ask them for the Dolly Parton wig. - Send the secret service to schools known to have a heavy presence of bullying.
I’m a Photographer:: No, you’re not. Put the camera down — no one wants to see your abstract photos of bullshit. If I want art I don’t understand, I’ll go to a Van Gough exhibit.
“Hipster”:: This is a two-fold issue; I am actually tired of hearing it from the people who claim they’re not “hipsters,” but know more about them than the actual “hipsters” themselves. As for you, actual Hipsters: Your big, fake glasses — bright colors and bullshit attitude makes you a prime target for my kitten cannon. Twenty million points for the Siamese right between the eyes.

Pissed Off

Tue, 05 Jun 2012 03:07:13 -0400

S u m m a r y

In an attempt to appear “grown-up” & seemingly knowledgeable in the lives of fictional characters, a few annoying Tumblr members caused my roommate to delete her account. E x p l a n a t i o n

Two days ago, my roommate posted a final review on the second season of Game of Thrones. The review, which consisted of Tyrion & her love for him, caused a few rabid fan-girls to go insane.

The piece was obviously written in true satyr form & yet these piranhas decided to bitch about the ethical treatment of imaginary characters. S o l u t i o n

Shut the fuck up. Do you realize how ridiculous you sound, little hipsters. Grow up. Jesus Christ.

Japan is cracking down on crime: Fugitive Penguin Captured.

Fri, 25 May 2012 09:54:11 -0400

What’s your move now, Japan? The kingdom of penguins are obviously sending out their best!

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/25/japans-fugitive-penguin-captured/

I only reblogged this to state that I don’t know what I’m reblogging, since this...

Fri, 25 May 2012 09:51:31 -0400

I only reblogged this to state that I don’t know what I’m reblogging, since this “english” does not match our Earth english.

steverogerssexual:

qchord:

Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem

loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”

odin sed “NO LOKI…”“

loki cryed nd fell in2 space

he was gon.

odin whispered in2 space

“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”

(dat ment odin is a jerk)

~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~

Oh, Tesla. We know what you REALLY are. ^_^

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:33:24 -0400

Oh, Tesla. We know what you REALLY are. ^_^

"[…] they didn’t kill me…they just…melted my brain a little bit."

Wed, 16 May 2012 22:30:24 -0400

“[…] they didn’t kill me…they just…melted my brain a little bit.”

- Will Zimmerman

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Mon, 14 May 2012 13:05:57 -0400

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For my sister, Emily. Emily’s love for Loki/Tom...

Mon, 14 May 2012 11:12:46 -0400

For my sister, Emily.

Emily’s love for Loki/Tom Hiddleston has few right passed “he’s cute,” and landed somewhere behind enemy lines in the “stalker/love” section.

Love you, Emily!

Henry's Squishy Heart

Sun, 13 May 2012 04:08:00 -0400

Big Guy: Henry...
Henry: /slaps Big Guy/ ...if you ever do that to me again, I will shoot you myself; you got it?
Big Guy: Got it.
Henry: Alright...what are you standing there for? Let's go eat lunch.