Henry's Squishy Heart
Big Guy: Henry...
Henry: /slaps Big Guy/ ...if you ever do that to me again, I will shoot you myself; you got it?
Big Guy: Got it.
Henry: Alright...what are you standing there for? Let's go eat lunch.
Have fun…stormin’ the castle.
Henry Foss
The Wolf and the Vampire.
Tesla: The Kabal have been planning this move for decades! I've had 2 days, a crappy lab, and Tiny Tim for an assistant, so please -- cut me some slack.
Henry: If you think working with you is a party...think again, <i>Vlad</i>.
Tesla: Good, you finally showed up. Quit your whining and get to work.
Magnus Working Her Magic
Helen: Ah! I'm glad I caught you. Good evening, ladies.
Henry: ...you're glad you caught us...because?
Helen: I need you to transport a lepidoptera larva.
Will: Uh...we're going out for dinner, so...
Helen: So it works out perfect then! The four of you can take the van.
Abby: You want us to haul a-a slug?
Helen: Actually it's more of a vertabrate creature. Lepidoptera Hominem.
Erica: Some sort of humanoid insect?
Helen: Yes, but it's in stasis right now. All I need you to do is pick up a small crate and drop it off at the docks. You'll be done in half an hour!
Will: I-I don't suppose Kate...or Biggie...
Helen: ...staking out a red-list dealer, across town.
Henry: Oo! How 'bout you?
Helen: I have a Diaprotodon who's about to go into labor. Unless you like to stay and monitor his cervix.
Will & Henry: No!
Helen: Thought not. /smiles and hands over van keys/
Ok, so…they reanimated us, which effectively makes us zombies; I-I’m really not comfortable with that.
Henry Foss
Hollow Earth
Kate: ...are you saying we've been rebooted?
Henry: Uh huh. Oh, I am definitely having a Vista moment.
Shh…you’ll hurt yourself and I’m feeling far too tired to feign concern.
Nikola to Henry.
The Rescue of Tesla.
Helen: Sympathy time is over, Nikola. Spill it
Nikola: Alright. You're aware of the iron deposits in these caves?
Henry: Yeah, what about it?
Nikola: Highest concentration of natural lodestone in the western hemisphere. To you, it means nothing; to me, mana from Heaven.
Helen: Your magnetic powers...
Will: Here it comes.
Nikola: Oh, come on! I'm just looking for a way back on top. I mean, being a living-magnet is not exactly on par with being the heir to the greatest race in all of history. It even has a few drawbacks, like if you're not careful - your razor gets stuck to your face. So..wh..I'm just looking for a way to turn this pointless ability into something extraordinary.
Henry: So, you went after the most powerful, natural, magnetic substance, in the world?
Nikola: You're damn right, I did.
Henry: ...can make sense. In an evil way.
Hope you brought your head lamps; which I know you did, because I packed them for you.
Henry Foss Sanctuary
Better wake up Druitt, cuz we ain’t got time to take a fast train.
Henry Foss
Ashley Magnus & Henry Foss S01E06
Ashley: Those poor things must have been pushed to the limit.
Henry: Hey, listen! I know you're all about saving the whales and everything, but these guys just happen to be a pack of vicious, over-sexed, hyperthyroid, invis-a-rodents!
Threat level ‘holy crap,’ check!
Henry Foss
Helen & Henry [ Pilot Episode ]
Helen: Your sensitivity is breath taking...
Henry: The kid sucks brains! Not that I'm being judgmental...
The guy’s all hearts and flowers one day and the next he’s turning a working girl into a canoe!
My ALL-TIME favorite quotes from Henry Foss! /swoon
“No. No, no, no. I am the geek. You are the doc. I do tech, you do drugs. You know what I mean.”
~ Henry Foss to Helen Magnus
