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Will Zimmerman
Big Guy: Henry...
Henry: /slaps Big Guy/ ...if you ever do that to me again, I will shoot you myself; you got it?
Big Guy: Got it.
Henry: Alright...what are you standing there for? Let's go eat lunch.
Henry Foss
Dieter!
(Source: ericnorseman)
Will: Wait...what is that?
Big Guy: It's called "twilight."
Will: What do you think of those movies?
Big Guy: Well...I like Marcus.
LOL!
Vampire 1: Look, I know that you're pissed that we messed up your plan, but you gotta give us some credit. You know, thanks to what we've learned from your blood sample, it uh...well, it looks like we've cracked the code.
Tesla: Well, forgive me if I don't applaud.
Vampire 1: You know, by duplicating your experiement, I could turn anyone I want into a vampire. "Unstoppable Army," anyone?
Tesla: God, help us all.
Vampire 1: I don't get you. Isn't this what you wanted: the preeminent race, reborn.
Tesla: On my terms, not yours. See, kid...you've stolen my life's work, and you've destroyed my dream, but -- really, what's worse than all that, you little PUNK - is the arrogance to presume that you even have a clue what you're doing.
Vampire 1: You still don't get it, do you, gramps?
Tesla: Uh uh.
Vampire 1: We are your dream.
Tesla: No, you're my nightmare.
Tesla: Do you have any idea what you've become?
Vamp 1: Well, that's why you're here to fill in the gaps for us.
Tesla: "Sanguine Vampirus," the preeminent race, on the planet; born for greatness, bred to rule...Kings and Pharos. There was a time when we sighed...and the world trembled.
Magnus: How long?
Druitt: Long enough...old habits are hard to break.
Magnus: Perhaps you're not trying hard enough.
Druitt: I AM WHO I AM. It's high time you did something about it.
Every line John Druitt delivers is music to my ears.
Ashley’s reaction, to finding Druitt to be her father, was a lot more believable in the webisode.
I hate that they changed it.
I actually felt emotion, from her, during that scene — I felt sorry for her! :(
Tesla: The Kabal have been planning this move for decades! I've had 2 days, a crappy lab, and Tiny Tim for an assistant, so please -- cut me some slack.
Henry: If you think working with you is a party...think again, <i>Vlad</i>.
Tesla: Good, you finally showed up. Quit your whining and get to work.
I dislike Abby almost as much as I dislike Will.
I know her character isn’t written to be unintelligent, so - perhaps she could find another expression to fashion on her face, beside the “I’m in way over my head…my favorite color is clear” look. Ugh, I just don’t like her.
And for Will, I feel almost uncomfortable for him, when he speaks in a British accent.
Also — I know he’s “2nd in Command,” but damn — how is he just gonna start acting like, from the second episode, that his shit don’t stink.
What about Henry and Biggie, they’ve been there way longer…ugh. Just annoyed.
Helen: Ah! I'm glad I caught you. Good evening, ladies.
Henry: ...you're glad you caught us...because?
Helen: I need you to transport a lepidoptera larva.
Will: Uh...we're going out for dinner, so...
Helen: So it works out perfect then! The four of you can take the van.
Abby: You want us to haul a-a slug?
Helen: Actually it's more of a vertabrate creature. Lepidoptera Hominem.
Erica: Some sort of humanoid insect?
Helen: Yes, but it's in stasis right now. All I need you to do is pick up a small crate and drop it off at the docks. You'll be done in half an hour!
Will: I-I don't suppose Kate...or Biggie...
Helen: ...staking out a red-list dealer, across town.
Henry: Oo! How 'bout you?
Helen: I have a Diaprotodon who's about to go into labor. Unless you like to stay and monitor his cervix.
Will & Henry: No!
Helen: Thought not. /smiles and hands over van keys/